User account menu. Please!” I begged. They where siting in a corner kutting. Member. - Chapter 5, He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko. This is mainly because we've already shown them doing the same ridiculous stuff in earlier quotes and because the later chapters are a lot harder to translate into English. It was…… Voldemort!- Chapter 9, Voldemort gave me a gun. - Chapter 24, “OMFG Draco Draco!” I screamed having an orgism. (geddit kos im goffik) - Chapter 44. rashbre has uploaded 15673 photos to Flickr. “NO!” I ran up closer. Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too. - Chapter 25, “Look motherfucker.” he said angrily as Dumbeldore gasped (c is da toot of crakter). - Chapter 31, It was…………………….Tom Bombodil!1111 - Chapter 31, “yeah that’s what they used to call it in these time before it became Hogsmeade in 2000.” he told me all sekrtivly. We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly. There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. - Chapter 11, “EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! Jan 27, 2020 - Explore Venias Pulveras's board "CRINGEFEST EXTRAORDINAIRE" on Pinterest. And her name is…………………………………………………………………..Enony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.” - Chapter 22, The door opened and Proffesor Rumbridge and Cornelia Fudge stomped out angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. Coroner is probably as good a place as any to start with comparisons, especially when looking at classic "Punishment for Decadence"-era Coroner. We stated frenching passively. My Immortal is the most famous, notoriously bad fan fiction ever written. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!). “Butt we cannot do this. Reply. - Chapter 23, Then I herd someone shooting angrily. Dramatic reading of "My Immortal", the worst and cringiest fan-fiction ever written by an unstable emo teenage girl. he answered cruelly. 82 likes. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Super old cringe - 'My Immortals' Harry Potter Fan Fiction. Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! They were going to St. Mango’s after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can’t have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. - Chapter 4, And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. - Chapter 22, “YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Rumbridge. The usual hallmarks of the genre are here and for the most part, the band doesn't go … dey nu eechodder b4 ok! My Immortal unofficial website: http (colon-slash-slash) .com. I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot. asked Professor McGonagall. "Pearl, what would you say to little Matt?" It’s a real, real pity; the scene could have benefitted so much from more similar extravagant psychotic, cringe-worthy soundscapes…. Archived. - Chapter 32, “I fucking tortured them.” he answered in a statistic way. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent. “Were playing 2nite at da Marylin Mason show as back-up. They were sitting on their broomsticks. 77. - Chapter 16, “Kawai.” B’loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. Oct 25, 2017 24,267. "My Immortal" is a song by American rock band Evanescence from their debut studio album, Fallen (2003). - Chapter 12. I put up my middle finger at them. - Chapter 40, "Kool" said Serious as Voldemort and Hedwig started 2 make out sexily. Explore releases from Immortal Cringe at Discogs. My Immortal Lyrics: I'm so tired of being here / Suppressed by all my childish fears / And if you have to leave / I wish that you would just leave / 'Cause your presence still lingers here / And it The other people in the band are B’loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. And then……………………….Vampir, It turns out that Darkness, Diabolo, Crab and Goyle’s dad was a vampire. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. Write your own review. Posted by u/[deleted] 8 years ago. The riffing really seems to leave your head spinning with it's abrupt tempo and time signature changes, and I think that especially with the recent popularity of bands like The Human Abstract and Protest the Hero, this band needs to re-evaluate what they do and start being more productive again. https://myimmortal.fandom.com/wiki/Best_of_the_Worst,_Quotes?oldid=12155, I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky, I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. View credits, reviews, tracks and shop for the 2000 CD release of "Undying Fear" on Discogs. EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!” yelled Mr. Norris. - Chapter 27, “I love you Eboby. Don't watch this it sucks. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. and Hargrid. For the sake of playability I transposed it My Immortal Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. Things were already overly complex on the mentioned demo which saw promising practitioners on the technical/progressive side of the death/thrash hybrid, a determined also virtuoso-prone (check the supreme Vivaldi rendition of "Summer") team ready to participate in the rising old school resurrection movement with their fairly complex visions. This video is unavailable. And den………..I gasped……………………………………… Draco wuz there doing it wif Snap! "My Immortal" reached number seven position on Billboard Hot 100. Technical thash metal from Denver COImmortal Cringe - Undying Fear Album “Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!” he asked. And they hit once again two years later, with the album reviewed here, a shining example of dazzling technical ass-kickery. Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him. I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. And then...he took out some whips!1!1111 - Chapter 29, “What the fuck r u doing!” I shooted arngrily. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. This band has/had (dunno if they've broken up or what) a huge amount of potential, and maybe if the right label like Sensory got ahold of them they'd really be a force to be reckoned with in progressive metal. - Chapter 3, Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. She peered into da balls. I have had the pleasure of seeing this band perform live a few times at Milwaukee Metalfests and this band definitely helped to ignite the tech-metal fire in me in the early part of the century. It was released by Wind-up Records on December 8, 2003, as the third single from the album. ... this story was cringy but funny at the same time. In fact, the fanfic is so unbelievably bad that many refuse to accept that it's real, insisting that the author was only trolling and that the story is … 766 Favourites 163 Comments 69K Views. Just listen to the whole playlist, it's amazing. More linear funkisms are served on “Mend Your Trend” but jarring staccato riffage and outlandish quiet respites make this composition a most unusual listen before long, the drama escalating to fever-ish speedy crescendos on “I See” some of which can even compel the headbangers to start moshing for a bit amongst the serpentine, mazey walkabouts. Country of origin: United States Location: Denver, Colorado Status: Split-up Formed in: 1992 Genre: Technical Thrash Metal Lyrical themes: N/A Last label: This is a message directed to all newcomers to make you aware that r/TikTokCringe evolved long ago from only cringe-worthy content to TikToks of all kinds! An offshoot of /r/cringe, ... Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Classes shal be taught by Dubledork who is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now. FUK U!) He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything. This video is unavailable. alas, no more support was given to it from these immortalists who hid from sight shortly after, never appearing in any other formation, metal or otherwise. Sep 29, 2020 #9 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?! And Loopin was masticating to it! Log In Sign Up. - RuPaul (1960-2015) Either that, or throw in some actual choruses like Into Eternity or something like that to give more casual listners a point to grab onto the song. DanarchyReigns. He started to scream. Discover what's missing in your discography and shop for Immortal Cringe releases. On this page you'll find many memorable quotes of the worst, best, and cringiest fanfiction ever, My Immortal. “then in 1998 dey changd it to hot topic.” he moaned. And then Draco shrieked. “They r in Abkhazian now, lol.” - Chapter 34, “Yah Satan told me abot you.” Lusian said. These are by no means all of them, and you might notice the number of quotes here gets smaller as the story progresses. Total riff-tastic madness that remains the absolute highlight on this less ordinary recording which also wins from the authoritative semi-declamatory vocals ala Sean Killian (Vio-Lence), the guy here maybe a bit more prone to pure singing. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! - Chapter 12, “U c, Enobby,” Dumblydore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. It wuz Serious, Vampire’s dad and………………Snap! Suddenly………… I fell asleep. - Chapter 9, "Crookshanks!" Regardless of the author's intent, My Immortal remains one of the most cringe-worthy, unintentionally hilarious, so-bad-it's-good pieces of literature the internets have ever shat out. - Chapter 27, “When Voldemint was in Hogwarts before he became powerful he gut his hearth borken. “U must go back in time and sedouce him. If you’re looking to find only the cringe-worthy TikToks on this subreddit (which are still regularly posted) we recommend sorting by flair which you can do here (Currently supported by desktop and reddit mobile). YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!” - Chapter 22, “Very well.” Dumbledore said angrily. Reading these quotes will still give you a pretty accurate view of this epic fanfic though! “and theres a really cool shop called Hot-“‘topic!” I finshed, happy again. It was Loopin! Nov 2, 2017 =D, “Letz go lizzen 2 GC and kut ourselvz 666!11” said Hermoine. I even took of my bra. I'm currently working on a comic adaptation of the horribly famous fanfic "My Immortal", this is the cover. - Chapter 9, Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “Bye bitch.” I said waving. - Chapter 21, “EXCUS ME! He froned confusedly. Nothing diminishes later, mind you, and it can’t be any other way with nervy schizophrenic roller-coasters like “Glass Room” amply provided, racing with more complex labyrinthine exercises in progressive thrash like the title-track which also throws bouts of melodic tunes at the perplexed listener who should be able to swallow the constantly overlapping rhythms and the unheralded twists and turns at every corner. “I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” I shouted. He had raped them and stuff before too. He didn’t have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. Watch Queue Queue. I looked behind me it was………Vampire! Now do you fink he would still become Volxemort if he was in love?” I shook my head. Know I knew waht da iPod was chonging in2- Morti McFly’s tim machine!!!! Throw in some jazzy noodling a la Cynic or Aghora (check out that awesome run about 3:30 into "Diminished" or pretty much the whole of "BC"), and this band really has something here. Welcome to r/TikTokCringe!. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire as well. We can’t close the school. DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! Immortal Cringe's profile including the latest music, albums, songs, music videos and more updates. NOOOOO! Immortal Cringe. Liam Allen-Miller. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) “Ebony Draco has been found in his room. Read MY IMMORTAL 5( FINAL PARTE 1) from the story CRINGEWORLD by Yukiwa666 with 155 reads. - Chapter 3, I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! Jul 18, 2011 - Explore rashbre's photos on Flickr. Lazarus90 Edited Mar 13, 2015. - Chapter 12, Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. Den he heard Filch meow. Find the latest tracks, albums, and images from Immortal Cringe. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. “Lizzen I’m in a goth band wif those guys.” he said. Immortal and Undying, or Chapters of Vampiric Lore - 96% bayern, April 27th, 2018 ... Not the best disc in my collection, but definitely an unexpected point of interest in my CD collection. View credits, reviews, tracks and shop for the 1999 CD release of "I Sea" on Discogs. demanded Professor Snape. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u.” he screamed as we got an orgasm. We opened da conmen room door sexily. The song wasn't included on EP eventually. On it said Evry1 Profesor Sinister is away. He and Draco were shooting at eachother. I think that all other versions have some mistakes either in the chords of the bridge or the Intro-Tabs. - Chapter 14, “Yeah but everyone is in love with me! All of them were wearing blak eyeliner and blak Good Chralootte band shirts. The first recording of "My Immortal" was made for the band's self-titled EP in 1998. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. Enjoy! -Chapter 9, "I hath telekinesis." My Immortal - Cover. Snoop laughed meanly. They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism. - Chapter 10, I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a steak) - Chapter 10, “What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” - Chapter 14, “BTW Willow that fucking poser got expuld. “OMFG! Immortal Cringe. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Watch Queue Queue So here's what I think sounds authentic. - Chapter 20, Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1, “No I’m not u fuking bitch!” he shouted angrily. I just wanna be with you ok Draco! - Chapter 42, “I bet you’ve never herd of GC.” James said. Also, for a band of this type, you'd think the vocals would be growled or sung, but this seems to be one of the most original aspects of the band, because the vocals tend to be more monotone and shouted than anything else, but not in a hardcore sense so much as it's just kinda gruff. Hargrid says he’s in love with me. - Chapter 4. Weird, yet it seems to work fairly well. Based very loosely in the Harry Potter universe and featuring the blatant Mary-Sue protagonist Ebony (or often times "Enoby") Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, it reads like a detailed list of everything a fanfic author could ever possibly do wrong, only taken to exaggerated, horrifying extremes. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math.” (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! - Chapter 8. -Chapter 41, “You fucking poser.” I muttoned. Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. - Chapter 12, Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. “R u gonna cum rape me or what.” I yelled. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists.” - Chapter 10, Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. "What is it that you desire you ridiculous dimwit!" - Chapter 11, “I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! Explore releases from the Immortal Cringe label. - Chapter 38, And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11 - Chapter 38, Chapter 39 was hacked and so bloody epic I should quote all of it here, but that would make the page even longer than it already is. “Ill make him feel better.”, We saw the janitor Mr. Norris there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand. “noo its called Hot Ishoo.” He smiled skrtvli again. You could only see his red whites. By ChazieBaka Watch. - Chapter 35, “OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11” said Profesor Trevolry. I gasped- there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11! Immortal Cringe - Undying Fear (2000) Cost: $3.00 '90s style technical death/thrash. I shouted at him. Super old cringe - 'My Immortals' Harry Potter Fan Fiction. - Chapter 36, “Oh my fuking satan!1” I screamed as I read it. - Chapter 5, Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back. - Chapter 11, Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! I was allowed to say dat because Dumblydore had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Snap since he was a pedo. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) Anyway I was in the school nurse’s office now recovering from my slit wrists. Listen to music from Immortal Cringe like Diminished, Intro & more. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. 153 votes, 50 comments. Find album reviews, stream songs, credits and award information for Undying Fear - Immortal Cringe on AllMusic - 2003 Then Dumbledum and Rumbridge sawed us. Think of Carly from Candiria singing for a thrash band and you've pretty much got it. “EbonyIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme.” he said. Discover releases, reviews, credits, songs, and more about Immortal Cringe - Eye See at Discogs. So just go read it! 77. I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide.“Its ok Enoby.” said Vampire comfortly. Immortal Cringe. - Chapter 23, “Eboby…..Ebony…….” Darth Valer sed evilly in his raspy voice. cringe, humor. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Draco too!” - Chapter 23, “OMFG what if I’m getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!” - Chapter 23, “Okay you can go now, see ya cunt.” said Proffesor Sinister. - Chapter 30, Then……….. Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. Technical Thrash metal band from Denver CO. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped. - Chapter 20, “Wut de fucking hell r u doing!” I shouted angrily. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. I was so fucking depressed! - Chapter 4, “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”, It was…………………………………………………….Dumblydore! - Chapter 11, “NO!” I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid but it was Vampire. Best viewed without Internet Explorer, in 1280 x 960 resolution or higher. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!” - Chapter 11, “BECAUSE…BECAUSE….” Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Close. cringe, humor. Complete your Immortal Cringe collection. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. That version featured Amy Lee's vocals accompanied by a piano, and slightly different lyrics. My Immortal was originally posted to FanFiction.Net sometime in 2006, but was subsequently deleted by the FF.Net staff after causing a severe drop in the site's collective IQ. “Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he’s a necphilak.” - Chapter 16, I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!). An alternative version appears on the band's fourth studio album Synthesis (2017). And yet, this effort is probably for a restricted number of fans, for those who would spare the time to wade through the multiple entangled obstacles as those would make the less patient abandon this recording half way through the opener. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. Filth nodded. Suddenly………………………….“WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!”It was………………………….Snope and Profesor McGoggle!111 - Chapter 28, Snape laughed again. Now get some fucking ppl out there to look for Series and Lucian- pornto!” - Chapter 26, She said……………………… “Tara, I see drak times are near.” She said badly. “Thou havfe failed ur mission. He polled down his pants. Shop for Vinyl, CDs and more from Immortal Cringe at the Discogs Marketplace. "How dare you?" Pauses from this overwhelming at times exhibition of musical wizardry are timely provided be it in the form of serene acoustic interludes (“BC”, “Aimless”), or momentary crossover linearity ("Drunken Guy"), the band taking care of all sides of the spectre, not willing to pull back the audience with befuddling, constantly inaccessible layouts. ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!” - Chapter 11, “Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. - Chapter 37, In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol. Watch Queue Queue I jumped sexily in2 da Pensive. Sincerely Profesor Rumbridge. It is the only way. Member. -Chapter 9, I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. "Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" MY SCAR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! “U know very well that I’m not decisional. !11 - Chapter 42, “Oh my goth!” Slugborn gosped. She is too gottik she is in Azkhabian now. The My Immortal mysteries are always fun to listen to. Read MY IMMORTAL 3 from the story CRINGEWORLD by Yukiwa666 with 213 reads. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. This mysterious “immortal” entity danced just this once, actually twice if we count the lengthy 30-min demo before the album here, but the guys made sure all these multi-layered mazey pirouettes stayed in the minds of the chosen few who had had the opportunity to come across them. All the weapons and tricks the guys must have had hidden underneath their sleeves are poured on "Diminished", an astounding surreal hectic shredder that would make even luminaries like Sieges Even, Deathrow and Watchtower envious; precise steel gallops alternate with some of the most bizarre time-signatures known to mankind, with schizoid rifforamas spiralling in and out of existence in a somewhat chaotic fashion, not to mention weird, but absolutely brilliant bass jazzisms appearing at the least expected time. https://myimmortal.fandom.com/wiki/Best_of_the_Worst,_Quotes Technical Thrash metal band from Denver CO. - Chapter 19, I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. See more ideas about my immortal, bad fanfiction, my immortal fanfic. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. As fond as I am of My Immortal for my cringey fanfix I don't know if anything will ever top Legolas by Laura . 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