Little Johnny paused for a moment and replied, "You're a very pretty lady, miss. Boy: "Oh, OK..." When I was 8 I brought in my tomogatchi (**ignore spelling**) to a McDonald's. I am using day and night. Spelling Joke 22 Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? I just thought you ought to know, since you'll be arriving tomorrow.
-"I think I can!" Spelling Joke 37 THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation. QT I have to go do something. Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? A: None! Dirty jokes Dirty jokes have been among us for ages but most of us are too shy to share the jokes that we have heard.
“How do you spell that?” asked the manager. C-A-T, Spelling Joke 34 How do you spell elephant ? "Wow! Spelling Joke 36 Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks?
"So: Color turns into colour. Q: What is the most important thing a witch needs to learn in school?
They include Spelling puns for adults, dirty word jokes or clean whiteboard gags for kids.
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Sorry sir I am using your wife. Boy: "Let me know when it's loaded." She didn't do anything. "Solidify, S...O...L...I...D...I...F...Y, solidify." “They misspelled my name!”. XS (excess).
Spelling Joke 1 Please, ma”am! "I played in the sand box with Jimmy!" U and I. Spelling Joke 27 Spell electricity with three letters. The word was Dictate. A couple minutes later her husband, Harry, comes to Heaven. Not caring about spelling and chocolate milf. But after struggling through a number of attempts to spell the word, the teacher asked him to sit and think about it for a moment while she called on someone else. the Toys R Us bankruptcy and liquidation teaches us that poor spelling and grammar will always catch up with you eventually. Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy, submissons by: stephensiongtue, EmmanuelAkanbi, Chasewill34, PAR0060, Hannah-nolan, Logan.stemwedels, plushiegirl08, iluvffa08, 16cxie_73, lakshmi1403, brandonbaughn. ", wearing nothing by saran wrap. The contestant thinks for a second, clearly pondering the spelling of the word. "Okay, what's the word." Like you mix two letters of a word and your whole post is urined. Spelling Joke 6 Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Harry says, Murica': Getting rid of u. Q: Why can't you find the letter X in Church? "That's it!! The boy says "Wait there's still two parachutes, the smartest person in the world took my backpack", "Jimmy, what did you do during recess?"
Spelling Joke 13 A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week.
Mary went first. That someone was the wife of a priest who had died the day before.
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The teacher tells the class they're going to do a spelling assignment that relates to what they did for recess. A: The letter 'd' Spelling Joke 14 Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it again. "That's great! In fact I am using more than U R using. “There isn’t any A in spelling !”, Spelling Joke 8 Early Texas governors were not very well educated. YY (2 y s). Once his crew is ready, they head out onto the high seas, with the captain/former teacher at the helm. Not quite sure as to how to spell it, the boy asks, "Could you please use it in a sentence?"
That's called 'racial discrimination.' Automobile. Spelling Joke 32 How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? Full with funny "Wow! says the teacher. Let's just say that's the end of my teaching career. If you can spell 'blatant racial discrimination' on the board, you get a cookie! And you give $50 to Jane, $50 to Suzi, $50 to Melissa. Spelling Joke 24 Can you spell very happy with three letters?
Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. D-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate." She was waiting for me. “You dope!” he replied. Judge: "It's not 'loaded'. Can your moms name with two letters? “Wrong,” said the host.
What would you have?" "I'm sorry Jimmy, that's incorrect, but good try." You mix up two letters accidentally and your whole joke is urined. The letter L. Spelling Joke 15 Can you read the following? The head replied "I've been training for 6 months using my ears and just before we start, some c**t put a swimming cap on me" Could you use it in a sentence?" One Aggie stopped giggling long enough to stand and read the team’s effort. Again, teacher interrupts Alfalfa "sorry Alfalfa but that's also incorrect. If you can spell 'sand' on the board, you get a cookie!" "Jamal, what did you do during recess?" England:Humour Hillary says "I'm the smartest person in the world, so i should go." Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?" Jimmy does and gets his reward. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. Bill says "I was president of the United States so i should take one." They grew more perplexed as they drove into town.
Spell it.” The governor replied, ” G like in Jesus; U like in onion; N like in pneumonia GUN, you damn fool!”, Spelling Joke 9 A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. England:Colour "Sure, Kathy Griffin beheaded to the unemployment office.".
A-T. © So he grabs a chute and jumps. D-y-c.." “Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan,” he replied. The 25 Best Dirty Jokes Of All Time October 1, 2019 Leave a Comment If you get easily offeneded or need a safe space, these dirty jokes are definitely not for you! "Now can you use it in a sentence?" It's taped under the modem, I told him. "I tried to play with Sally and Jimmy but they just threw rocks at me." There is an abundance of punctuation jokes out there. Sadly, because of work, the wife has to leave one day after the husband.
"Oh! Bee. Redneck: Which one? This was before cell phones, so he had to borrow a computer to send her an email.
“Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath, “You scared us half to death — we thought you were a ghost! They told the contestants that each group was to quickly come up with a poem using the word Timbuktu. “That’s correct!” shouted the MC. -Buckwheat starts "Dictate. I wait a minute then follow her in. Spelling Joke 29 How can you spell too much with two letters? Lb. Can you spell eighty in two letters? They are just waiting their turn. A-T. Spelling Joke 19 What insect can be spelled with just one letter? "Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan,... More ›› Spanky, being the leader that he is, raises his hand first "I can teacher!" A: Spelling. Harriet replies, "OK, what's the word?" During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard. If you can spell 'sand' on the board, you get a cookie!" She stares at me then goes into the bathroom.
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The river or the state? Spelling Joke 25 How can you spell chilly with two letters? Laugh your socks off at funny jokes, funny quotes, funny memes and funny YouTube videos. "Integrity.
proclaims Alfalfa. Judge: "No, it's actually B-U-F-F-E-R-I-N-G.". "I tried to play with Sally and Jimmy but they just threw rocks at me." TP. Spelling Joke 17 What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Spelling bee contestant: "N-I-G-G..."
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